March 10th, 2017

Burnett County, WI

Falun-Alpha Whirlwinds forward Kelly Fairchild was cited at Last Call Bar-N -Grill in Siren, Wisconsin for possessing an altered drivers license. Fairchild was approached by deputies for allegedly making lewd remarks to female patrons. When questioned by deputies, Fairchild identified himself with a WI drivers license as renowned actor John Stamos. According to witnesses, Fairchild spent the afternoon drinking bourbon and recruiting women to be on his reality show called ‘Fuck me, I’m John Stamos’. Fairchild was released on bail.