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Vince McMahon Set to Begin XBHL Schedule
27 Feb 2018 ST. PAUL, MN- The Great Lakes Boot Hockey Association isn’t the only game in town anymore. Alpha Entertainment, Vince McMahon’s recent venture away from the WWE, was thought to be solely a vehicle for the reboot of the once-failed XFL. While football may be McMahon’s pet project, it appears he has his … Continue reading
Key Largo Spared Jail Time For Latest Outburst
Patrons outside Webb’s Bowling Alley in North St. Paul got quite the show on Saturday night, as Bobby Key Largo was handcuffed and dragged to a marked police car in Webb’s parking lot by two officers. The GLBHA Commissioner has been charged with petty larceny, resisting arrest, and criminal destruction of property. According to the … Continue reading
Great Lakes Boot Hockey Association Looks to Capitalize on NHL Lockout
-NORTH ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA- The shocking news out of New York that the NHL has cancelled even more games, including the Winter Classic, has energized the Great Lakes Boot Hockey Association’s front office. “My Boost Mobile phone hasn’t stopped ringing for the last 2 weeks. Most of the calls are about a few bills I’m behind … Continue reading
We’re Back
We at Boot Hockey Digest would like to extend our sincerest apologies for the abrupt end to boot hockey coverage on this website shortly before the end of the GLBHA Lothsen Cup Finals. After careful consideration we have decided to return, beginning today, to publishing the boot hockey news our readers need and deserve. “Why the … Continue reading
Why the University of Minnesota Should Drop it’s Hockey Program
May 21, 2012 MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA As a recipient of a PhD in Bladeless Sports I’ve learned a few things. Having “Dr.” printed on my business and credit cards will get me access to an open bar 9 out of 10 times at a wedding, even if I’m not an invited guest. Asking for people to call … Continue reading
Great Lakes Boot Hockey Association Stronger Than Ever?
NORTH ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA- GLBHA Commissioner/BHP Union Chief Bobby Key Largo held court with no less than 75 players, GM’s, coaches, owners, and warming house attendants last Sunday at Neumann’s Bar in North St. Paul during his annual “State Of The League” address. Among the highlights of his speech: -The controversial “No Pick” rule … Continue reading
Future Looking Dimmer For Blackouts Owner Ernest Jones?
After the Blackouts finished 0-22 in their inaugural season, Team Owner/President Ernest (Ernie) Jones planned on spending the offseason by scouting new talent for his hip-hop music label KOD Records. As Jones approached the Super 8 Motel located on Louisiana St (Jones’ one & only property investment) in his Olds 78’ Omega Brougham blaring KOD’s own Curtis … Continue reading
Svengaard Blows Lead, Teammate.
With only minutes to play in regulation the Landfall Flyers found themselves with a four goal lead against the struggling Spooner White Eagles. Die-hard BHD readers could see the writing on the wall, and the inevitable indeed came to fruition. Leading 12-8 (that pesky four goal advantage), the Flyers believed they had the game in the … Continue reading
Cartier Conference Preview
With the first games getting underway (and, once again, a 4 goal lead proving dangerous), it’s time BHD rounded out the preview for the upcoming GLBHA season. I received a few calls from GM’s and coaches after the Bege Conference preview was posted, and I can only say this: BHD doesn’t print retractions. Now, onto … Continue reading
Key Largo, GLBHA All-Stars Denied Opportunity to Make a Splash at U.S. Pond Hockey Championships
January 21, 2012 Bobby Key Largo’s reputation of being a frugal and crafty businessman may have finally caught up to him. Key Largo, who was filing player association documents that would officially reinstate Bruno Taco as a GLBHA free agent, learned that his attempt to field a team of GLBHA All-Stars in the U.S. Pond Hockey Championships … Continue reading
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